Guy A: * as entering the skytrain * I’m fine dude, I dont need to sit, they’ve fixed my heart.
Guy B: I lost your number intentionally. My phone can only hold 250 numbers.
A: I always get to the skytrain at 8:30. You were late today. You came at 8:35.
B: Yeah I wanted to cuddle a bit longer.
A: Is your wife back to work now?
B: Yes, since Aug. She leaves earlier than me and comes home later though.
A: because she’s not sucking the taxpayers money like you
B: no, I just work more efficiently than her.
A: you think so? I think she is more efficient than you.
B: what makes you think that?
A: she’s Chinese. She’s a female.
* both exit *
And there I was, closing my eyes and cringing through their whole conversation.